A Day in the Life

she wouldn't let me put my toothbrush next to hers. she spent a good seventy-seven
dollars on a fancy toothbrush holder and i didn't even get to use it.
i had aids and she was scared. understandble, i suppose. i just don't think that the
virus would really works its way from my weak, ignorant homesexual man's body
into a volutpuous, christan, self-hating woman's by way of a tiny spec of saliva that
touched her toothbrush.
but who knows?